i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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