you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
