Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
