on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Randomize
