He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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