i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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