Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
