Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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