it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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