I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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