chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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