I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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