hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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