: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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