and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Randomize
