Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Someone shattered a urinal.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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