Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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