We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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