How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I am naked and annoyed.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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