Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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