im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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