okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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