Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
