why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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