9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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