But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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