I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
tequila makes me forget i have legs
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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