I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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