I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
