using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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