It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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