He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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