yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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