redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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