maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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