This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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