Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
wow bdsm is so cute
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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