You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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