you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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