shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
