I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
we're making bets on your personal life
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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