I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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