Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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