those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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