so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
