chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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