Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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