Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
no you cant smoke seaweed
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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