Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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