i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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