what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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