I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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