And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
only if we run a train.
done.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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