Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
