"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
