She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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