Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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